this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
operation have a gay friend backfired
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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