it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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