If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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