what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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