you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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