her vagine was all disorganized.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
My vagina just clenched in fear
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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