whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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