Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Is Oprah even human
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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