Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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