the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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