Do vagina's smell?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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