We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
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So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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