Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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