I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
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As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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