don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
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No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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