do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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