i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
You were trust falling into bushes
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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