Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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