why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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