dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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