Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Why is your signature on my underwear?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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