Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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