I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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