So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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