have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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