I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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