yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize