yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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