All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
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Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.