Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
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Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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