So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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