summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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