New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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