I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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