Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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