Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
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Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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