I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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