I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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