I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
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I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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