i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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