I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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