fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Say something about gay babies.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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