I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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