Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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