what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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