after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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