maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize