oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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