After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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