I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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